A Spaniard, a Chilean, a Portugese, three Italians, a Frenchman and two Scots walk into a bar all wearing Premier League winner's medals, 'Where's the Englishman?' they all ask. Of course it's no secret that an English manager has never won the Premier League title and when Liverpool's German manager joins the winners in the bar in May, it'll be 28 long years since Howard Wilkinson was the last Englishman to steer a team to a top division title in the country of his birth.
How close has an English manager come to breaking the spell and lifting the league title? Read on as we take a look at the home grown gaffers who finished highest between 2000 and 2009.
(The rules are as follows. No manager is allowed in the list twice, their highest finish will be taken into account. Only one position is allowed too, if two English managers finished in the same position then the number of points will be used as a tie-breaker. If that ends level, the number of defeats in their respective seasons will decide.)
1. Sir Bobby Robson. (3rd with Newcastle United, 2002-03)
A 4-3 away reverse at Bolton on Boxing Day 2002 would be their last defeat until a 1-0 Tyne-Tees derby loss at Middlesbrough in early March 2003 as Robson's side embarked on a run that would see them embroiled in a three-way dance for the title with Arsenal and Manchester United. A barren run of three defeats in a row during April (including a 6-2 home hammering at the hands of eventual champions United) put paid to any hopes of the title arriving on Tyneside for the first time since 1927 although they took solace in Champions League qualification for the second season running.
2. John Gregory. (6th with Aston Villa, 1999-2000)
For a chunk of the early part of the following season, Villa were United's closest competitors although a dismal spell of nine games without a win saw them tumble down as low as 15th in the table by December. Gregory's side rallied and recovered by losing just two more games all season to finish in sixth position, qualifying for the Intertoto Cup and also reaching the last ever FA Cup Final at the old Wembley.
3. Peter Reid (7th with Sunderland, 2000-2001)
The season got off to the perfect start when former Arsenal striker Niall Quinn scored the winning goal against his former club on the opening day which helped The Stadium Of Light earn a reputation as a difficult place to go with just two of the season's top six finishers (Manchester United and Leeds United) taking maximum points from their visits there. A patchy run of form through March and April 2001 saw The Black Cats fall away and narrowly miss out on a UEFA Cup place after sitting in second place as late as February.
4. Harry Redknapp (8th with Portsmouth, 2007-08)
With Harry at the helm and stellar names such as Sol Campbell, Jermain Defoe, Glen Johnson and David James in their ranks, Pompey enjoyed their most successful season since their First Division title win in 1950. The Fratton Park club finished in eighth place and also won the FA Cup for the first time since 1939, qualifying for their first ever European campaign too.
5. Alan Pardew (9th with West Ham United, 2005-06)
The following season, West Ham defied the odds and at the end of October 2005 they sat in fourth position in the Premier League. Despite a mediocre run, The Hammers recovered and a run of five straight league wins (including a 3-2 win over Arsenal that earned them the distinction of being the last away team to win at Highbury) propelled them up to sixth place, earning February's Manager of the Month award for Pardew. A win over fierce rivals Tottenham on the final day of the season helped the Upton Park club cement ninth place in the table (as well as denying Spurs a Champions League place) to add to their place in the FA Cup final where they ran Liverpool close before ultimately losing on penalties.
That brings to a close our look back at some of the highest placed English managers of the 2000s. I hope you have enjoyed our nostalgia trip and evoked some memories if you follow any of the clubs involved.
I was aiming to record the Match Of The 2000s podcast this week but unfortunately my guest for the first episode is experiencing some technical difficulties which can't be helped. I am still aiming to get something recorded and uploaded this week so watch this space.
Until next time, take care.